MB Café – Monkey Bizzness Hockley

Welcome to the Monkey Bizzness Café 🍌☕

At Monkey Bizzness, our café is more than just a pit-stop — it’s the perfect place to refuel, relax, and recharge — whether you’re a tiny monkey or a big one!

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what's on our 5 star menu

At Monkey Bizzness, our café is more than just a pit-stop — it’s the perfect place to refuel, relax, and recharge — whether you’re a tiny monkey or a big one!
We’ve built a menu that’s delicious, wholesome and playful — just like our centre

Hearty Mains

Fancy a warm, comforting jacket potato? We’ve got you covered. Choose from fillings like home-made chilli, beans, cheese or tuna.

Fresh Salads

Light and tasty, with options like tuna pasta salad, Cajun chicken salad, or good old egg and cheese.

Paninis

Hot, toasty paninis served with tortilla chips and a garnish. Go for BBQ chicken & cheese, or tuna, cheese & onion — or mix it up with vegetarian options.

pizza fun

9″ pizzas made on crispy bases, ready for fun topping combos like ham, peppers, sweetcorn and more.

comfort classics

Think sausage & mash, ham-egg-and-chips, or chef’s specials like homemade pasta bolognese and homemade chilli,

Breakfast

Early birds can enjoy a bacon or sausage sandwich, egg or beans on toast, toasted tea cakes or you can upgrade to a baguette.

Sandwiches & Wraps

Choose from cheese, tuna, ham, chicken served on white or brown bread.

Gourmet Burgers

Treat yourself to a classic beef or crispy chicken burger- all come with fries, vegan available subject to availability.

Kids Lunchboxes at Monkey Bizzness – Fuel the Fun!

At Monkey Bizzness, we know little monkeys play hard — so we’ve created the perfect Kids Lunchboxes to keep them smiling, energised, and ready for more adventure!

Our lunchboxes are:

Delicious

Packed with tasty favourites children love

Nutritious

A balanced mix of healthy options and treats

Fun

Colourful, exciting, and designed just for kids

Great Value

A filling meal at a family-friendly price

Drinks & Treats

We’ve built a menu that’s delicious, wholesome and playful — just like our centre

Ice Cream Treats

Blended to perfection with smooth ice cream and your choice of flavours.

slushies

Choose from a range of flavours, blended to icy perfection for a sweet, thirst-quenching.

hot drinks

Enjoy our range of freshly ground bean to cup coffees including lattes, cappuccinos and more… hot chocolates with all the added extras.

soft drinks

Choose from our range of chilled soft drinks — perfect for keeping you going while the fun continues.

introducing our head chef!

Introducing our head chef and kitchen manager Jo Jo with over 20 years managerial and hospitality experience. She had devised an expansive and varied menu here at MB Hockley to cater for all your needs and expectations.

She has extensive knowledge and is highly trained in all allergens, we can cater for gluten free, dairy free, soya free, vegetarian, vegan you name it we can provide including all our party package buffets. Not forgetting we are a Nut Free facility and therefore request no food be brought into the premises so we can keep MB Hockley a safe environment for all.

feed them well!

Jojo

Why Chill in Our Café

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relax mode

Comfortable seating means parents can kick back (or catch up on emails), while watching the little ones go bananas in play.

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Quality & Choice

From hearty mains to light bites, and from hot lattes to fruity slushies — there’s something for everyone.

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Great for Parties

When you book a party or a play session, the café is the perfect spot for a snack break, birthday cake or a group meal.

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Family-Friendly Vibes